Sabres rule!

My picks for the final two rounds of the NHL playoffs:

Eastern Conference finals: Sabres in five
Western Conference finals: Oilers in seven

Stanley Cup finals: Sabres in six

Conn Smythe winner: Daniel Briere

Weird prediction: Somewhere, probably down at the corner 7-11 in Dubuque, Iowa, the fat pig Brett Hull will choke on a Ho-Ho. (Too bad that didn't come true, eh?)